Non-Members – The Land of the Nearly Brews
Ah, the Non-Members — so close, yet so decaf. Don’t worry, we still love you (just not exclusive-discounts-and-secret-snacks love). You can still browse, shop, and sip like a legend… but the real magic happens on the other side of the kettle.
Think of this section as the waiting room to greatness — a warm, welcoming place where you can window-shop your way to enlightenment (and maybe a caffeine buzz).
Perks include:
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Access to our finest brews and snacks
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Absolutely zero secret handshakes
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Subtle encouragement to join the cool kids’ club
Don’t be shy — membership’s open to anyone with good taste and a functioning kettle. Go on… step through to the other side. The biscuits are better there. 🍪