The Snack That Means Business
Feeling a bit nutty? Good — you’re in the right place. Our Cup of Nuts is the perfect mix of crunch, chaos, and questionable life choices. Packed with protein, flavour, and enough energy to power your next tea break, it’s basically gym food… if you ignore the bit where you eat it at your desk.
It’s the ideal partner to your brew — salty, satisfying, and guaranteed to make you feel slightly more put-together than you actually are.
Perfect for:
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Pretending to be healthy while chasing it with a chocolate bar
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Mid-meeting snacking stealth missions
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Feeling “balanced” because, hey, nuts = nutrition (probably)
Warning: may cause excessive crunching, nut dust on your jumper, and a smug sense of superiority.
Cup of Nuts — because sometimes, being a little nuts is the best part of the day. 🥜☕