Because Water is Boring
Feeling tired? Grumpy? Existential about your inbox? Fear not — our tea is here to rescue your soul one sip at a time. Brewed with 100% real leaves (because fake ones don’t taste as nice) and a splash of pure British sarcasm, this isn’t just a drink — it’s a personality.
Whether you like it strong enough to dissolve a spoon or delicate enough to make you feel fancy for five minutes, BCN Brew Pact Tea has your back. It’s scientifically proven* to make you 47% more polite and 63% more dramatic when someone forgets to put the kettle on.
Perfect for:
*Science = our mate Dave who drinks twelve cups a day.